The Black Bra

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have

been married for 20+ years.



We were chatting about our relationships and decided to

amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,

stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to

meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:


My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing

a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made love all night long.



The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and

I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask

over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he

didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.



Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my

eyes.. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…



"What's for dinner, Batman?"